Episode of ‘Friends’ Makes it to Pediatrics journal

And this just in! More fascinating “evidence” from the AAP: Impact of Condom-Efficacy Information in an Episode of Friends by Collins et al is a fascinating article. Basically it states, “TV is not all bad.” Exactly WHO funds this sort of ridiculous research? I wonder, who thought up the idea, did statistics and a survey […]

iPods on Parade, in the OR

Recently while on call for the nursery/delivery room, I found my way into an unscheduled C Section, and listening to the tunes in there! It wasn’t quite as nice as the B&O system on Nip/Tuck on the FX network on TV, but it was still very nice! A third generation iPod cranking out tunes! Classical […]

On call again, New Respect for the Tetrology

Ok, the Fool is on call in the PICU tonight (Early AM right now…) and I have new found respect for the Tetrology of Fallot. This 3 1/2m baby desated to the 40s, then down as low as 19! Tried all the standard stuff. Oxygen, Morphine, IV Fluids, and nothin! Tried Ketamine. Zip! Finally, as […]

Dammit, I’m a doctor, Jim, not a Concierge!

Or am I? The other night, while on Pediatrics ward call, we admitted a young boy with a pretty bad case of croup, stridorous (or stridulous for those of you who are strict about your grammar [ {Stridulous laryngitis} (Med.), a form of croup, or laryngitis, in children, associated with dyspn[oe]a, occurring usually at night, […]

Large portions can lead to overeating!

Say it isn’t so! Look at the fascinating research that comes out of the AAP (American Academy of Pediatrics). In the latest issue of their magazine: “Large portions can lead to overeating” Really? I had no idea! Basically, they took a bunch of kids, and gave them double sized portions, and surprise,surprise they ate 15% […]

A Clinic Horror Story or Why are people so into “Natural”

So the fool was in clinic recently, and discovered a very alarming story. An unfortunate woman presented with a many month history of an exophytic, ulcerated, pedunculated breast cancer that was bulging out of one side of her chest! However, most alarming was that instead of opting for neo-adjuvant therapy, XRT etc… she was bent […]