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What if MDs were like Cops?

BadgeWouldn’t it be interesting if as a physician, it was your job to protect the public interest? For example, if you saw an obese guy at McDonalds eating a Big Mac, you could yell:”Drop it, Fatso! then grab his sandwich, fries, and coke and replace them with a salad. Everywhere you turn, ordinary citizens would be violating the health law, which MDs and DOs would be obligated to promote. It would turn fast food into a contraband, exisiting only in special crack-house like settings where people would crowd into dark places to chow down on fried foods. There would be food detectives breaking down doors with their MD SWAT teams screaming “FREEZE. DROP the BURGER and put your hands on your head!!” It would be an interesting form of taking public health to the next level!

-Fool

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