Well, tonight, the fool is again, on call @ Training Hospital USA. So far a relatively decent night. But did I tell you about the guy who brought in a jar of bugs? This guy brings in a small jar filled with bleach and peroxide and small particles floating around which he says are worms and flies that he picked off his body! Yummy! He’s admitted for a cellulitis (which started as a worm according to him), and get this: After a shower, he comes out and is upset that his sheets weren’t changed while he was in the shower, and he demands to sign out AMA (against medical advice)! What a nut! He says that where he was living on the streets was cleaner than his hospital bed! That must be some street corner! Sign me up!
OH well, I guess sometimes you just feel like the hospital concierge. Guess I’ll have to start putting mints on the pillows…